Malenes blog » Illustration http://malenehald.dk/blog Endnu en WordPress-blog Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:57:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Secret: “My mom isn’t that clever. I can’t take it.” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-my-mom-isnt-that-clever-i-cant-take-it/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-my-mom-isnt-that-clever-i-cant-take-it/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:00:24 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=630

“My mom isn’t that clever. I can’t take it. When we are together, I always get her to talk about her job, anatomy and healthcare, the only thing she still knows more about than me. I need to keep her there. “

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-my-mom-isnt-that-clever-i-cant-take-it/feed/ 0 Secret: “I’m keeping it a secret for my parents that my depression has come back.” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-keeping-it-a-secret-for-my-parents-that-my-depression-has-come-back/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-keeping-it-a-secret-for-my-parents-that-my-depression-has-come-back/#comments Wed, 31 Mar 2010 09:00:58 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=634

“I’m keeping it a secret for my parents that my depression has come back.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-keeping-it-a-secret-for-my-parents-that-my-depression-has-come-back/feed/ 0 Secret: “I’ve had sex with my training instructor… “ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-ive-had-sex-with-my-training-instructor/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-ive-had-sex-with-my-training-instructor/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:00:08 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=627

“I’ve had sex with my training instructor in the solarium at my fitness center. In the following class I could feel his sperm running down my thighs.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-ive-had-sex-with-my-training-instructor/feed/ 0 Secret: “I am sorry I’m such a bad older sister.” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sorry-im-such-a-bad-older-sister/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sorry-im-such-a-bad-older-sister/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 09:00:37 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=624

“I am sorry I’m such a bad older sister.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sorry-im-such-a-bad-older-sister/feed/ 0 Secret: “If everyting gets to nice and stagnant I create the problems myself.” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-if-everyting-gets-to-nice-and-stagnant-i-create-the-problems-myself/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-if-everyting-gets-to-nice-and-stagnant-i-create-the-problems-myself/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 09:00:54 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=648

“If everyting gets to nice and stagnant I create the problems myself.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-if-everyting-gets-to-nice-and-stagnant-i-create-the-problems-myself/feed/ 0 Secret: “I’m 36, and I still sing to myself in the mirror…” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-36-and-i-still-sing-to-myself-in-the-mirror/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-36-and-i-still-sing-to-myself-in-the-mirror/#comments Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:00:17 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=621

“I’m 36, and I still sing to myself in the mirror when I’m getting ready for a night on the town.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-im-36-and-i-still-sing-to-myself-in-the-mirror/feed/ 0 Secret: “I am sometimes terrified of ending up alone…” http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sometimes-terrified-of-ending-up-alone/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sometimes-terrified-of-ending-up-alone/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:00:42 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=652

“I am sometimes terrified of ending up alone, while everybody else have children and spoon on the couch on sundays with their One and Only.”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)

Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-sometimes-terrified-of-ending-up-alone/feed/ 0 Secret: “I am waiting for my parents to die … “ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-waiting-for-my-parents-to-die/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-waiting-for-my-parents-to-die/#comments Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:00:25 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=618

“I am waiting for my parents to die (of natural causes) so they stop walking all over my boundaries, blackmailing my guilt and ripping up my traumatized childhood. The whole thing would be easier without them and their alcoholic ways”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-am-waiting-for-my-parents-to-die/feed/ 0 Secret: “When I check my breasts for lumps … “ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-when-i-check-my-breasts-for-lumps/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-when-i-check-my-breasts-for-lumps/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 10:04:43 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=615

“When I check my breasts for lumps, I always get dissapointed when I don’t find any”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

]]> http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-when-i-check-my-breasts-for-lumps/feed/ 0 Secret: “I once had a relationsship with a married man … “ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-once-had-a-relationsship-with-a-married-man/ http://malenehald.dk/blog/illustration/secret-i-once-had-a-relationsship-with-a-married-man/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:00:14 +0000 Malene http://malenehald.dk/blog/?p=612

“I once had a relationsship with a married man, who I found out was more of a scumbag than expected. One of his colleagues was kind enough to tell me how things was, and even though this colleague had a girlfriend, we ended up dating for half a year while I was still seeing the married man. A couple of years later I dated a third guy from the same firm as the married guy, which I was still seeing. Today I am allergic to men who’s in a relationsship”

Inspired by PostSecret, Linda at Blogsbjerg (the blog is in Danish) collected secrets from her readers. I offered her to illustrate a bunch of them, and this is one of them. The secret is translated into English by me, and I apologize beforehand to the secret owner, and everybody who speaks English;)Maybe you’ll like:

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